Dear The Sun,
I just read your insightful piece about ‘Magaluf Girl’ and what a terrible
excuse for a person she is, deserving of the utmost scorn usually reserved for
baby killers and people who don't hold the lift when they totally saw me coming and I'd totally said 'Hey, hold the lift'.
Well done for sending your top journos to stalk teenage drinkers in
Magaluf by the way, it really is important that people know where, how and how often these
scum-bags are getting their rocks off. I mean sure, there’s people dying in
wars or committing crimes and the general everypleb is being totally screwed in
the arsehole by bankers, but hey, this stuff is just waaaaaay more important than
all that so-called "proper news", right? Heaven forfend people didn't have a reason for taking to Twitter to annihilate
the reputation of a young girl who licked a few tips. Oh, yeah, I did the maths. 24 guys
in 2 minutes averages about 5 seconds per guy, and when you factor in time to get between
them all then I assume she just licked some tips and it seemed
like it was all consensual tip-licking to me and is that so big a deal? I don’t
mean to down play this horrendous situation which will surely land us all IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL,
I just think maybe my poor little lady-brain didn't understand why this was ‘news’. Is consensual sex and sex acts in a place where people go to do sex and sex acts really all that
important?
Is this okay? |
So yeah, if you could please go ahead and ladysplain to my teeny tiny lady-brain when I'm actually allowed
to have sex, and how often and with how many people and in which positions, I’d be super grateful! Or maybe just take the bare boobs out of your family newspaper altogether if you want to be so fucking uppity and judgemental about women having sex, you hypocritical piss-weasels.
Sincerest Regards,
Pleb
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